I saw you in the disco 
Last night in San Francisco 
The way you used your joystick 
It really makes my mouse click 

Come sit down on my laptop 
Lets do a little hiphop 
Let's go into a chatroom 
And do a little boom boom 

I saw you in the disco 
Last week in San Francisco 
The way you used your joystick 
Has really made me feel sick 

The doctor checked my harddrive 
A virus in my archive 
My disc was not protected 
And now I am infected