[Key: T-Tommy (Space), C-Cerys, CT-Both]

T - What did I do wrong?

C - Oh, you nearly drove me cuckoo

T - I am really all that bad?

C - You're worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddy Krueger

T - Why are we still together?

C - Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead

T - You mean till death do us part

C - I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe through your head

T - It was lucky for us I turned the radio on

C - They say that music soothes the savage beast

T - There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red

CT - The two of us would've surely have ended up dead

[chorus]

CT - You stopped us from killing each other (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)

CT - You'll never know but you saved our lives (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)

C - I've never thrown my knickers at you

T - And I don't come from wales

T - Still haven't solved our problems

C - You mean we hate each other's guts

T - Still want to poison your pizza

C - And I still want to cut off your nads

T - I've phoned the marriage guidance

C - I've tied the phone-line round your neck

T - I'm sick of all this hatred

C - Oh, that'll be the arsenic making you sick

T - You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff

C - As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on

T - You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes

CT - It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits

[chorus]

C - And now our war is over

T - I've lost the urge to break your neck

C - I owe my life to What's New Pussycat

T - Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead

C - Oh, I used to call Satan

T - I called you Cruella de Ville

C - But now you call me your Delilah

T - And now i'm not your Lucifer

C - And I am just a pussycat

T - But just a word of warning now

C - Just in case we ever get tired of his voice

T - I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong

C - And I know an atom bomb that's going for a song

[chorus] x2