They buy you dinner, open your door
Other then that, what are they good for?
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men

They all want a girl, just like the girl
That married dear old dad, they make me so mad
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up, 'cause they're bigger than you
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men

They love their toys, they make their noise
They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys
Men, I'm talking 'bout men

If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love
Don't give 'em nothin' they can't get enough
Men, I'm talking 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up, 'cause they're bigger than you
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em
Men, talkin' 'bout men

In the beginning they always aim to please
They serve a purpose, they fill a need
They ensure survival of the species

They take you for a ride, run out of gas
Most of the time they're a pain in the yeah, yeah
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up, 'cause they're bigger than you
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em
Men, talkin' 'bout men

Silver tongue devils
Well, they're lying through their teeth
Saying anything, just to sweep you off the feet
Ooh yeah, men, talkin' 'bout men, mere mortal men