V: Brenda how we gonna get to the party?
Call up Jimmy.  He's got a car.
And what if a girl answers?
Hang up
Hang up nothin' Jimmy said I was his girl
Honey dont you know everyones Jimmy's girl
Brenda I know better then anybody
Well if a girl answers dont hang up just talk about it

Hello - this is Vanity is Jimmy home
Yes but he's taking a shower
Oh I see did he just take out the trash
No that was something he use to do now he's taking out me
Oh I see well tell him he left his pants over here last night
Thats ok you keepem' he wont be needing them tonight
Oh whats the matter is he going swimming
Why no we was gonna go but he said he did that last night
Well sugar I know about a great party, why dont you bring us your car
So sorry baby I never go to singles bars
Single is that what you think, Tramp I'm taking your dad
Oh he died about 7 years back now aint that just to bad
Well thats how we like them, tall stiff and ready. Thats positivly more then I can say for dead Jimmy
Thats because he was swollowing vitamin E now he's swollowing me
Oh you mean you were swollowing him, why dont you just tie a mattress to your back
I'm gonna need it cause if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All thats gonna fall is the wig off your head..now what ya think about that
I think I'd rather wear a wig then run a motel for roaches, ants and lice, dogs and cats in my hat

BRENDA:
Hey thats gone to far here give me the phone
Hey tramp take a bath and puke.
Whats more you can kiss where the sun dont shine, if that dont work we can duke.
You see the only kind of man that would play with you is one that plays with himself
None of my friends can stand the sight of you, much less the smell.
If I wasnt a lady I would take my money and buy you a brand new face
then take my underwear and stick in your mouth and you would love it
cause you got no taste.
And if that dont work call back your dead daddy and show him what you look like now
Honey I bet he'd never come back cause you one ugly cow.
Girl you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go get hit by a car
cause as far as I can see he cant afford to buy the beat of this star
There is two things we cant stand
Ones a jive talk man
the other is a jive talk man with no money
can you dig it
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