For half and hour we've been on the road
Motorway direction North
Karisruhe has a traffic jam
We have to stop again
The toilet's dire but you have to tip
outside it's a howling gale
we wanna pay for our gas and chips 
but the cash girl's doing her nails
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You're a sweetie, you work for BP
we need some gas that's all
you're a sweetie, you work for BP
we need some gas that's all
We try to explain which car we have
and we pay by credit card
you're so unfriendly, the total is wrong
we've been overcharged
Soon you'll be in Hollywood
gonna be the new Bond-girl
I hope they don't have gas stations
in Hollywood and Disneyworld
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