Some kind of show, come if you're going
 Patronize the Magic Dragon
 Walk through the door, kiss off your boredom
 Tuning up the orchestra, bringing down the ceiling lights
 All at once the curtain goes up
 Now it begins, strike up the band
 Bring on the dancing girls and the freak parade
 Look to your right where a gentleman sat
 There sits a monkey in a tall silk hat
 The lady on the left is now a pumpkin pie
 That's when you notice that your chair is flying
 High in the sky out over the sea
 But don't wonder why, where else could you be but

 Where anything can happen,
 down at the Magic Dragon Theatre
 More than you can imagine,
 down at the Magic Dragon Theatre
 (Come to the Magic Dragon)
 Do you fancy melodrama?
 Tragedy's mask, yours for the asking
 Madness a la Magic Dragon

 Who could that be at this time of night?
 I'm sure we weren't followed Dr. Klang
 Wait, pull down your knickers, he's going to hit us
 Here goes your cue, don't blow your line
 Dam, Danger! I'm gonna go out there and get, get, get ...

 All of a sudden there's a flash of light
 Stars begin appearing in a moonlit night
 Your vision of reality has gone awry
 That's when you notice that y
High in the sky out over the sea
 But don't wonder why, where else could you be but