We'll gather 'round

Because I think you 'ought to know

A little bit about the man

You just befriended



I'm a hip and groovy

And I've got an attitude

Just like the seventies never ended



Hey, hey, hey, hey



So I might not be the one

but a, I might be lots of fun

Before your main course is served

come get you hors d' ouvers



Hey, hey, hey, hey



'Cause I'm the doctor of love

It's dripping down from above

And when you want to play rough

Jump in my hot tub



Now that you know

Aust what I mean

Are you prepared for me

To make you scream



What a stud



And I got my degree

and I can make you believe

You say I've got lots of nerve

It comes with hors d' ouvers



Hey, hey, hey, hey



I'm the doctor of love

It's dripping down from above

I know you want to play rough

Warm up my hot tub



Hey, hey, hey, haha



We'll gather 'round

Because I think you 'ought to know

A little bit about the man

You just befriended



I'm a hip and groovy

And I've got an attitude

Just like the seventies never ended



Hey, hey, hey, haha



I'm going out to pick up

Lots of chicks tonight

My gold chains around my neck

Will make me look just right



My chest hair showing

through my unbuttoned shirt

I'll give you loving tonight.

Tomorrow, treat you live dirt



But that's the life

That I choose to lead.

I'll do it over and over

And over and over



Say hey, hey, hey, haha

Hey, hey, hey, hey