As I was driving along

The other day

I saw a dead thing

On the side of the street



It wasn't mangled

Or bloody, or anything

Just kind of layin' there

Holding up its feet



And that made me laugh

It really made me laugh



I got to thinking

About that dead thing

A couple of questions

Ran through my mind



Like, where was it going to

What was on the other side

What was he thinking when he

Got hit and died



And that made me laugh

It really made me laugh

It really made me laugh

It really made me laugh



Everybody now