I get up in the morning 

Turn on the radio 

Got to listen to the news 

Can't find the rock and roll 

I hear the news guy say there's going to be a war tonight 

Nobody's sure who started the fight 

Both sides are wrong 

Both sides are right



Getting hard to find 

Some good clean fun ...



Turn off the radio 

Had enough of the news 

Don't feel like work 

Developing a case of the blues I make up my mind 

I'm going to take a little holiday 

Call up the boss said I won't be comin' in today 

Well, he says he was planning to blow me off anyway



Getting hard to find 

Some good clean fun ...



I pick up the telephone and call a lady friend 

Said it was good last week 

Maybe we could do it again 

She said I'm glad you called 

I've been trying to get a hold of you 

My doctor told me to call you 

But I couldn't get through 

You see I got a little somethin' and the other night I gave it to you



Getting hard to find 

Some good clean fun ...