Tripod
Tripod - Xmas Song songtekst
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I'm lighting a candle, as I'm looking through my window To the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare, yeah The town Christmas tree, winks mockingly at me, Cause I should be spending Christmas with you. I wrapped my last gift and put the cellatape away, Checked the answering machine And in the distance, a choir sings aaaaahhh About the joy that Christmas brings And it's making me feel blue, Cause I should be spending Christmas with you, But it breaks my heart that that's the place I just can't be, Cause I hate your family. The day I met you, I knew you could get me through. When we're alone, my world is complete, you're all that I need. But when your family call, they shit me up the wall, Spending time with them just makes my brain bleed. And it's making me feel blue, Cause I should be spending Christmas with you, But I'd rather string my nuts up to a Christmas tree, Cause I hate your family. The night I first met them, The dog was drunk, And your father threatened me with a knife. Your sister showed me Her collection of eels, And what she did then will stay with me for life. And it's making me feel blue, Cause I should be spending Christmas with you, But I'd rather drink a tumbler full of walrus wee, Cause I hate your family. With your brother doing dick tricks at the table, I can't believe your mum asked me to play spin the bottle. Yeah I'd rather be enclosed in a box of killer bees, Yeah I'd rather be attacked by giant chimpazees, Yeah I'd rather wear a suit designed by Jenny Keye Your mum is dumb And your dad is mad And that's why I'm so sad