[Instrumental] 



MIXED AMONG THE LETTERS 

WAS A YOUNG BOY'S SCHOOL REPORT 

ABOUT THE THREE WISE MEN 

AND HOT THEY WERE NEARLY CAUGHT 



NOW MANY BOOKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN 

ABOUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED ON THAT NIGHT 

BUT THIS REPORT WAS BASED UPON 

SOME ADDITIONAL INSIGHT 



IT SEEMS HIS UNCLE HAD COME BY 

EACH CHRISTMAS WITHOUT FAIL 

AND CLAIMED TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED 

IN THAT CLASSIC CHRISTMAS TALE