{*sample in background: "Sir Too $hort"*}



[Too $hort]

Ay... bitch! ... 



My ho got the money for me

I told her meet me at the spot, cause I wanted to see

How much she got from the tricks today

It's a normal thing for me to get paid

And my hookers don't stand at the intersection

Them tricks go surfin on the internet

And then I count it that night, or maybe in the mornin

I'm just another pimp from California

Oakland, up in the bay

We break new hoes in every day

How many hoes you got, don't ask tonight

Cause these hoes get turned out faster than lights

I've been countin G's for days

Who cares if she leaves or stays

I get somethin for nothin, cause you wanna touch her

Hug her and love her, I get paid and say fuck her



[Chorus]

Cause if I cain't get mine

You ain't gettin shit you better wait in line

If I cain't get mine

You ain't gettin shit you better wait in line

Cause I'm pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin

I'm pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, I'm pimpin baby!



[Too $hort]

I got 16 prostitutes

When it's time, I do what I gots to do

I'm on the grind, for every nickel and dime

I let a bitch get mine, and then I spit these rhymes

No it's not a freestyle, it's me

I just wanna be wild and see

How the hoes start choosin when the pimps walk in

Shut your mouth up when a pimp's talk-in

Beeatch, I know you heard

I got the whole world sayin my favorite word

I got your ex-girl layin in my bed, she's work

Seen her at the club and she had to flirt

I smoke the pert, I light it up

Yeah I'm a pimp but I like to fuck

Sexy lil' long-haired women

But I still let 'em know that I'm pimpin



[Chorus]



"I'ma see if I can go catch me, a nice pretty young bitch"

{*phone rings*} "Hold on, let me see what bitch that is"

"Okay this the bitch here right now, y'knahmsayin?"

"Hey bitch, what's happenin? I already know what you fin' to say bitch"

"Yeah bitch, yeah bitch, only thang you do bitch, is just go to work

handle my business, get my money, don't give me no problems, everythang gon' be alright"