[Too $hort]

Daaaamn!

Can't believe these hoes out here givin away the pussy for the low-low

Shit!  Bitches fuckin everythang, everybody, everyday

Damn girl!  Better get you some management



All this time you been trickin for the low-low?

You coulda been gettin rich, you just don't know

Girl you worked all night for that chump change?

Let them ballers write you off as a fun thang?

Take my hand - I got a quick plan

I know you dream about marryin a rich man

See his wife in the Benz with the cute babies?

The hype'll make your friends and you crazy

Cause you know about his two ladies

But he ain't fuckin wit'chu baby

Come holla at your Uncle $hort

I'll have you playin these niggaz like a sport (HA HA!)



[Chorus]

All this time you play around, you love to love me lay you down

If you'd like to suck a dick, I bet you'd like to fuck a trick

All you ladies in the place, I'd love to let you have a taste

I'll put my dick up in yo' face - why you hobo hoe?



[Too $hort]

My name is Too $hort, I'm known for pimpin women

And last night, I did it again

New money, new bitches

Why they actin crazy, who is it?

I never heard of Too $hort - then you must be a square

Fuck around and get slapped when you fucks with a player

Real women get much respect

Golddiggers and groupies, don't fuck with it

I'd rather get a real hoe

Put the bitch to work and get some real dough

I don't wanna spend a night for cash

What'chu been doin all day wit your triflin ass? (Bitch!)



[Chorus]



[Too $hort]

I made too many songs, to name the tracks

Not enough walls, to hang the plaques

Say hater, what you aimin at?

You ain't no G, you can't be claimin that

Your girl said she had to find a trick

Cause she don't like you, OR your tiny dick

I don't really care, what she's sayin

As long as this song, is what she's playin

I know she better slow that roll

I ain't said a word and yo' hoe just chose

You know I gotta take her from you

And after today, you couldn't make her want you (HA HA HA)



[Chorus]



[New Chorus]

I just don't know what bitches see, why all these hoes want chicken feed

Ain't none of these hoes worth 50 cents, so break these ladies all you pimps

Never have this much fun anywhere, to go back home I just don't care

Me leave this game no I don't dare - why you hobo hoe?



[Too $hort ]

You fuckin with me, I'm fuckin wit'chu

You fuckin with me, I'm fuckin wit'chu

You fuckin with me, I'm fuckin wit'chu

You fuckin with me, bitch I'm fuckin wit'chu

You fuckin with me, I'm fuckin wit'chu

You fuckin with me, you know I'm fuckin wit'chu

You fuckin with me, I'm fuckin wit'chu

You fuckin with me, bitch I'm fuckin wit'chu too

Fo' sho'!!