(feat. MC Breed)



Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit

Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch



My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow

Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so

I'm from the "O" I for what I know

And like I told your ass before you can fuck my hoe

I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin no switches

Top down in my Caddy just me and my bitches

With a Ziplock bag full of green weed

I roll it all up cuz I'm a fiend in need

Of some dank smoke all up in my chest

Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress

Cuz we getting funky on album 9

I smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine

Studio's in a cloud

Smelling kind of loud

Nuthin like pimpin

Nigga fuck Bill Clinton

Make me the mother fucking president

I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just

Set up shops like they do in Vegas

Legalize pimpin for all the playa's

Puttin fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood

Every year a nigga trade for a new Fleetwood

You know I'm rollin, I can't be faking

I come through and all your hoes I'm taking

You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin

I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nuthin like pimpin

Ain't nuthin like the pimp game you should know

Never love a bitch or a hoe

You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants

And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp

Don't get mad now nigga want to shove the bitch

Cuz a year ago, you know, you loved the bitch

Now your stomache's upset and your feelings are hurt

She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt

Bitch, slipped up and hit your ass for a lick

Talking that mother fucking baby shit

You'z a punk ass nigga can't you see

Thatz the difference between niggas like you and me

I got bitches, on my mind

It's been like that for a real long time

I know the way them hoes take your cash

They let you fuck and make you pay up fast

Trick nigga, why you wanna be like that

Let them try for lent bitches take your fat ass stack

Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you

Cuz they already know what they want from you

Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the bitch just fine

She'll be taking all of yours and can't fuck with mine

I'm the M to the A to the C and K

All you playa hating niggas shouldn't be that way



There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit

Mother fuck you damn shit head bitch



Lights, camera, action, cut

Hollywood look out the bitch is coming up

She took acting classes 'bout to be on her way

On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A.

She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top

A few auditions land a job

I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink

I'm a player ass nigga tell me what do ya think

I walked up to the bitch in my clean ass suit

And I told her, I've been watching you

I peeped you out from the bar

You must be a model or a movie star

She said "No, but that's my dream.

To see my face on the movie screen"

I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth

She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out

I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying.

All you need is me; you don't need no agent"

I'm a pimp ass nigga and the game don't stop

"All you gotta do is fuck a few big shots,

Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back"

She was sucking up the game, down to do all that

She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp"

But the nigga in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp

And all them white guys you had sex with

They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks

She came to me and said it just won't last

I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her ass

Cuz all she wanted was the fame

But you can't get shit when you don't have game



Guerilla pimpin just let it roll

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

Guerilla pimps just don't quit

I say mother fuck you damn shithead bitch



[MC Breed]



Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know

I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe

Just a Beyotch



There ain't nuthin like pimp now you know

I want a bitch thats a top notch hoe

Just a Beyotch



[Too Short] Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch



Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know

I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe

Just a Beyotch



[Too Short] Mother fucking shit god damn asshole



There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know

I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe

Just a Beyotch



[Too Short] Say mother fuck you damn shithead beyatch!!



Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm



[Too Short] Mother fucking shit god damn asshole



Nuthin but a pimp



[Too Short] Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch



Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp



[Too Short] Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

[Too Short] Cuss words.  Mother fuck you damn shithead beyotch!



Nuthin like pimpin now you know

Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know



[Too Short] Beyotch!!



There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know



[Too Short] Ain't nuthin like pimping damn shithead bitch



Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know



[Too Short] There ain't nothing like pimping god damn asshole



Ah



[Too Short] That's it nigga, there is no more.  Life is...



[Unknown Voice]



Thatz deep.  Yeah.  That right.  There ain't nothing like a bitch.

Ain't nothing like a mother fucking, BITCH!

You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother fucking nasty ass mother fuck it

(Takes a deep breath)

BITCH, I hate your mother fucking ass.  You mother fucking Beeeeeeyoooootch!!!

Beyotch!!  And your momma too.  Fuck all yall.  Hahahaha.