bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker
    magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop
            mornin mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been
  stayin outa trouble like a good boy should i see you're still cuttin hair
          well i'm still cuttin classes i just couldn't hep myself
   i got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon
     i see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good
                 sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood
          what's the low down mr. brown heard you boy's leavin town
          i just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue
             throw me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good
                 always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1
       that the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done
       you know the hair's gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter
         you can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border
           now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your ass
             put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast
             oh if i had a million dollars well what would i do
                    probly be a barber not a bum like you
               still gotchur paper route now that's just fine
           now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time
          you be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl
            know i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world