Wish I had a grey Cortina?
Whiplash aerial, racing trim?
Cortina owner - no one meaner?
Wish that I could be like him

Twin exhaust and rusty bumper?
Chewing gum at traffic light?
Stop at red but leave on amber?
Grey Cortina outa sight

Wish I had a grey Cortina?
Whiplash aerial, racing trim?
Cortina owner - no one meaner?
Wish that I could be like him

Furlined seats and lettered windscreen?
Elbow on the windowsill?
Eight track blazing Brucie Springsteen?
Bomber jacket, dressed to kill

Wish I had a grey Cortina?
Whiplash aerial, racing trim?
Cortina owner - no one meaner?
Wish that I could be like him

Never cop a parking ticket?
Never seem to show it's age
Speed police too slow to nick it?
Grey Cortina got it made

Wish I had a grey Cortina?
Whiplash aerial, racing trim?
Cortina owner - no one meaner?
Wish that I could be like him