I thought your post-hangin' days were through,
  Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs,
  Tell no lies, you get wise,
  I tell you now we're gonna pull you through,
  There's only one thing left that we can do.

  We gotta get you a woman,
  It's like nothin' else to make you feel sure you're alive.
  We gotta get you a woman,
  We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now.

  Leroy, boy, you're my friend
  You say how and I'll say when
  Come and meet me down the street
  Take a seat, it's my treat
  You may not ever get this chance again
  That empty feeling's just about to end.

  Talkin' 'bout life and what it means to you,
  It don't mean nothin' if it don't run through
  I got one thing to say, you know it's true
  You got to find some time to get this thing together.

  Talkin' 'bout things about that special one
  They may be stupid but they sure are fun
  I'll give it to you while we're on the run
  Because we ain't got time to get this thing together, 'cause we
  Got to get together with a woman who has been around,
  One who knows better than to let you down,
  Let's hope there's still one left in this whole town,
  And that she'll take some time to get this thing together.

  We gotta get you a woman
  And when we're through with you,
  We'll get me one too