Paint a pretty picture for me to sit upon
  The calling of the rabbit, the falling of the hare
  The hat man then begins to play, a song is everywhere

  You want the obvious
  You'll get the obvious
  Tell them Groucho said, you're just another onionhead

  Another Virgin Mary, another case is shut
  Have another helping, prime cut of baby's butt
  A sip of holy water, a shot of saving grace
  Another western mystic, the words pore out my face

  You want the obvious
  You'll get the obvious
  I'll shave my skull instead, be just another onionhead