There's a reason I'm so erect
  There's last night and there's today
  There's a reason you feel this way
  Is it my name?
  Don't miss the boat Barry, don't miss the plane
  I don't think I can make this scene again
  Why don't you love me?
  Is it my name?

  All the lies, all the truth,
  All the things that I offer you
  All the sights, all the sounds
  All the times that you turn me down
  Is it my name?
  My voice goes so high you would think I was gay
  But I play my guitar in such a man-cock way
  Why don't you love me?
  It is my name?

  You only love me for my machine