Corporate-crybaby
  A bit wiser and a whole lot older, feelin' bolder
  Suckin' up to the last stockholder with a
  Golden parachute slung over your shoulder

  Jacked-up-B-boy
  Another fool got stuck in the whirlpool
  Lookin' for a fast break, not enough cake to go 'round
  Another brother goes down, and he's out of the gene pool

  Media-pimp
  Day after day, night after night if the money is right
  The campaign goes on to make right seem wrong
  With computer animation and a hip-hop song

  Land of opportunity, this is the
  Stop
  Don't quit your day job

  Cowboy-politician
  Suckin' up to the aristocracy
  Not even sure if you like democracy
  Tryin' to establish an american royalty, a personal dynasty

  Priests-of-the-airwaves
  Let the buyer beware, it's a jungle out there
  So buy my advice and don't think twice
  Then me and your money will go someplace sunny

  Celebrity-stud-monkey
  Kiss and tell, got a book to sell
  'Cause you don't excel or do anything well
  Since you slipped past thirty, better keep the sex dirty

  Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money