This cat they're talking about
  I wonder who could it be
  'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
  The heaviest cat you ever did see
  When you see me walking down the street
  And they clapping and they speak
  All the business they wish to whisper it
  But they know I'm the king of the cool jerks
  Ah ha ha
  Look at them guys looking at me like I'm a fool
  Ah but deep down inside they know I'm cool
  I said now,
  I said now the moment of truth has finally come
  When I was gonna do some, some of that cool jerk
  All right, now I want to hear a little bit
  	of the drums by himself here
  All right, now I want to hear a little bit of
  	a bass with those eighty-eights
  All right, now let's hear the organ player fall in
  All right now everybody, I wanna hear you howl
  Ah you're cooking, you're smoking
  Come on people can you do it