I know you're coming

The same every year

A fat man invasion

This time I'm ready



Come along, fat man, Santa

Santa, fat man, bastard

In the malls and the markets you hide

Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside





One Santa falls down

Outside a darkened thrift town

Baby Jesus smiles down

I am happy



Come along, fat man, Santa

Santa, fat man, bastard.

Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt.

I'll be free of disease once more.



One Santa falls down

outside a diners windown

Baby Jesus smiles and

I am happy



You ever seen a Santa run?

Well it's so damn funny.

Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please.

Makes me giggle!



SOLO



I know you're coming

The same every year

A fat man invasion

This time I'm ready



Come along, fat man, Santa

Santa, fat man, bastard.

The true meaning of Christmas is love,

of fat man wrapped up in a red box.



One Santa falls down

In his own apartment

Baby Jesus smiles down

I am holy!



SANTA!!!  SANTA!!!

Santa you are a fat man