Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 21:02:49 -0400 (EDT)
From: wilsong@cyberus.ca
Subject: t/tim_wilson/secret_crush.crd


SECRET CRUSH
-Tim Wilson

Transcribed by Jason Boushey

INTRO
G  D  Am  D  x2

VERSE 1
           G			D
She's got a nice body  Her hair is dark
                   Am			D
When she take's it doggy style  She likes to bark
G			      D
Not that I would know  A little birdy told me
      Am		     D
Excuse me while I go masturbate


Riff 1	A--3-----2-----0---


CHORUS
G                 D
I lover her  She hates me
G	                          D
She's got a great personality
G              D          Am
I've got a secret crush
G              D          G
I've got a secret crush


VERSE 2

She's really smart,  I think she's keen
Outside her window I can never be seen
I fantasize all day,  while laying in the grass
Of her putting objects up my ass

Riff1

CHORUS

INTERLUDE
G  D  C  D  G  x2

VERSE 3
I saw her at the movies, with some other guy
I got so depressed that I wanted to cry
So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg
To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg

Riff 1

CHORUS

OUTRO
G               D        Am
I've got a secret crush
G               D        G
I've got a secret crush