You'd be a cop

If you weren't a punk 

In fact I think

You'd make a better cop

They could use you

You got no remorse

They could use you

On the police force 



You'd look cute all dressed in blue

You could brutalize anyone right on cue

You abuse those who are weak of course

They could use you on the police force 



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For the Academy

You'd fit in so perfectly

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For the Academy

You're just old skool pig. 



Think how you could fuck shit up

You could heft you power like a club

An arrogant fool with authority

You'd crossover so easily