Tick tock goes the clock tick tick tick tick tick tick 
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I remember as a young man in the young girl's arms 
Now I'm old and impotent waiting to be embalmed
I remember as a young man marriage and childbirth 
Now I'm old and cynical and I've got a bloated girth
I remember as a young man unsteady on my feet 
Now I need a walking stick and I haven't got any teeth