I punched him in the face 
I know that wasn't nice
I trod on both his testicles 
I know that wasn't right
I slit his throat from ear to ear 
I know that wasn't good 
If only mummy loved me 
I've been misunderstood
I gouged out both his eyes 
I know that that was rude
I urinated in his mouth 
I know that that was crude
I juggled with his eyeballs 
I know that wasn't good 
If only mummy loved me 
I've been misunderstood
They sent me of to prison 
I slit the warders throat
As he bled all over me how 
I did gloat
The judge said 
I was more evil than anyone or thing
If only mummy loved me 
if she had not been mean
When I was in my swaddling clothes 
she'd drink and drink and drink
My Father could have been 
a hundred men who at me used to wink
If mummy hadn't been 
a drunk and been on the game
If only mummy loved me 
I might now be sane