My name is Josh,

and this is my rap,

I'm terrible at rapping but just gimme a chance.

I can solve my Rubix Cube,

in under 30 seconds,

don't believe me,

I will show you if you really want me TO!

Dollars are green,

and my hat looks like a bean,

'cause I got it from a gramp about an hour ago.

This rap isn't so bad,

now just give it a chance,

my name is Josh,

the greatest rapper of all time.



[chorus]

Let's play some Mario Kart.

Dude!  You want some Juicy Fruit?

Now is the time to search for clues,

someone stole a cookie from,

the cookie jar.

Red shirt, green shirt,

blue shirt, yellow shirt,

time to read the paper, oh yeah, I cannot read.

Let's go play a game,

I got Monopoly,

but hey!

Let's not forget my Nintendo DS!



I'm getting really hungry,

so it's time for me to eat,

let's go and see what this kitchen has for me.

I want some cereal,

and a pancake does well,

but this banana doesn't look too bad,

after all.

What can I say about Guitar Hero?

I'm the best in the world,

don't even try to compare!

Through the Fire and Flames,

is the greatest song,

100% every single time.

Do you want me show you how to solve a Rubix Cube?

Not now!

Let's listen to some music and dance!



[instrumental]



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