[Verse]
I got a cat, and when you squeeze him, he goes... (Aah!)
Found an egg inside this vacuum and it smells like hair spray. (Mmm!)

My lips are really chapped so then I drank a gallon of milk.
I pop balloons when I eat brownies 'cuz I'm hotter than your pet. (bird)

I like narwhals, I like llamas
I go shopping in pajamas
Then I go home, take a big nap
My body is hairy and I like mayonnaise

Patty cake, patty cake
I just made a patty cake!
I look like a squirrel when I ride my bike
(Yeah, baby!)

[Hook:]
Bicycles are really awesome
'Til you get hit
(By a bear, by a bear, by a girl)

Baby bananas are so much cuter
Than this brown thing

[Buildup]
What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?
What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?
What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?
What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?

Uhh... What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?

[Chorus:]
Everybody squeeze a cat

Everybody pet a cat

Everybody pet your friend

Everybody climb a tree
(Woohoo, let's go!)

Hey, we got chapsticks
Oh, yeah, and Drake
Oh, hey, a snake

Hey, we got chapsticks
Oh, yeah, and steak
Oh, hey, a rake

[Verse]
We got the swagger that makes your grandma go insane
Drinking tea while doing heelflips is a skill I learned in Spain!

I'm secretly Batman and no one ever has a clue
I save the world from pure destruction and I grew up in the zoo

I can do the monkey bars with both my eyes closed
I can also fly into the sky 'cuz I got wings!

Well, this is awkward
I'm a penguin
I can read your mind

I like to eat my Pocky under trees
(This is my bff. Omg!

[Hook:]
Bicycles are really awesome
'Til you get hit
(By a bear, by a bear, by a girl)

Baby bananas are so much cuter
Than this brown thing

[Buildup]
What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?
What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?
What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?
What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?

Uhh... What the heck is that?
Are you fancy, huh?

[Chorus:]
Everybody squeeze a cat

Everybody pet a cat

Everybody pet your friend

Everybody climb a tree
(Woohoo, let's go!)

Hey, we got chapsticks
Oh, yeah, and Drake
Oh, hey, a snake

Hey, we got chapsticks
Oh, yeah, and steak
Hey, Spiderman!

[Rest]
Oh, hey boys!
It's me.
Are you ready for the ultimate time of your lifetime?
You are!?
[?]
You see that horse over there?
Get on it...
... And ride it!

[Chorus:]
Hey, we got chapsticks
Oh, yeah, and Drake
Oh, hey, a snake

Hey, we got chapsticks
Oh, yeah, and steak
Hey, Spiderman!

[Outro:]
Are you fancy, huh?