This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last 

Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past 

So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie 

I'm tactically positioned 

Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free 



Oooh oooh ooh ooh 



This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick, 

If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick? 

As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love 

Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of 



Oooh oooh ooh ooh 



She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 

She'll steal your mind first then your car 

she's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 

Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start 



Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me 

My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!) 

I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink 

I can't remember exactly what I said 



but I remember being chased up the street! 



Oooh oooh ooh ooh 



She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 

She'll steal your mind first then your car 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 

Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start 



She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!