I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you

'Cos he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two

And i can't say i blame him 'cos i'd cheat a priest just to get to you

Oooooo...

She works in a dental practice 9 'till 5 how does she manage? 

Considering her nights don't pass out 'till 3

So I guess that flossing is he last thing in her health routine

Oooooo...

And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys

There's no jealousy 'cos she's little pipedream fantasy

Oooooo...

I saw her slam back tequila's like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag doo

And I'll wait if you stay because foggy London town's not built for me or you 

Don't leave Miss Pipedream 'cos i love you!

Oooooo...

And i don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys

There's no jealousy though she'll grind it out with friends but not with me

She's my little miss pipedream fantasy

Oooooo...