We're going on holiday 

So why have you got an array of board games under your arm? 

What's the point in going somewhere else 

If you're only going to do exactly what you would be doing at home? 

Looks like we're both in checkmate now 



Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales 

You sink ships when we should be kissing 

Monopoly has thrown us in jail! 



So stick the kettle on, so stick the kettle on! 

Cos that's your get out call, your automatic response when everything is going wrong 

It was you who killed us in the bedroom with the lights on 



Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales 

You sink ships when we should be kissing 

Monopoly has thrown us in jail! 

Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales 

You play Scrabble though we should be kissing 

Monopoly has thrown us in jail! 



Looks like we're both in checkmate now.....