There's no one to call from a country town
It's not a bad thing
I don't have anyone lovely to call
It's not a bad thing
I'm not doing the dirty
Breaking a vow
I'm not a tom cat doing the rounds
If I were, there'd be no one to complain

There's no one worried at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show I'm alone

There's no one to call from a country town
And say I got a tan
When we played under the biggest pegoda
This side of Japan
And the mountain's are hazy
Mist from the sea
There's a good look at dolphins on the same wave as me
Party child, I just miss you the same

There's no one worried at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show I'm alone
There's no one worried at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show I'm alone
Oh, I am alone

It's strange to be happy if your boyfriend's lonely, but that's the way they are.
It's strange to be happy if your girlfriend is lonely, but that's the way we are.
There's no one worrying.

Yeah, I'm not doing the dirty
Breaking a vow
I'm not a tom cat doing the rounds
If I were there'd be no one to complain.

There's no one worried at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show I'm alone

There's no one worried at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show I am alone

There's no one worried at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone

There's no one worryin' at home
Happy if after the show, I am alone
There's no one worrying.

Oooh, oooh.