I know what goes on
 He finishes her quickly
 And then he gets up to go

 She walks to the lounge room
 And puts on a tape
 Lights up an Alpine
 And settles in for the night

 Oh if she liked the look of me
 Oh if she liked the look of me
 I'd get my act together

 The books that I read
 Are full of bravado
 I'll sit and rot in the damp
 With a head full of her

 We meet in the hall
 A storm in my head
 What do you say, where do you go
 With a dream in a stone?

 Oh if she liked the look of me
 Oh if she liked the look of me
 I'd get my act together
 Yeah I'd get my act together

 I'd get an act together