Shoot James Brady in the back
Raise an army of rabid rats
Beat your neighbor with a bat

Anarchy burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy burger!
Hold the government

Anarchy!  Go ape ####
Let them know you're sick of it
Write your congressman, tell him he sucks
He's only in it for the bucks

Anarchy burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy burger!
Hold the government

We're all potential anarchy burgers
If you wanna be free
Order yourself an anarchy burger
Hold the government, please

Anarchy burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy burger!
Hold the government

America stands for freedom
But if you think you're free
Try walking into a deli
And urinating on the cheese

Anarchy burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy burger!
Hold the government

Say "####" in front of your mom
####!  Go to school naked!

Anarchy burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy burger!
Hold the government