four, three, two, one, zero, minus one!



STOP! ..pretending you're even having fun

you just stand there looking dumb

and bored with your thumb in your ass

you're better than that.

For once in your life before you retire

be the leader of the choir

set your pubic hair on fire

just because [you feel like it]





Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY!

This shit could never ever be too loud for me

So help us help you armpit fart

'cause we're only getting started...

Dance and bleed, Karate chop

pray good times will never STOP...





Oh boy is this great!

Don't hesitate

grab your feces like an ape

and finally celebrate just because.

Finally talk to a girl

throw your dream journal in the urinal 

'cause with tap shoes and a girdle

dreams really can come true

be living proof.





Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY!

This shit could never ever be too loud for me

So help us help you armpit fart 

'cause we're only getting started

yeah, we're only getting started...STOP...GO..STOP!



four, three, two, one, zero, minus one!



participate

it's the end of the wait

show up late, masturbate

tell your date you're in shape

though you're not.

Take off your shirt,

eat a fistful of dirt

never learn get a sunburn

'cause it looks good on you.



 

Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY!

This shit could never ever be too loud for me

So help us help you armpit fart, 

'cause we're only getting started...

Yeah, we're only getting started...

Yeah, we're only getting started...

Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never STOP...[pretending]