The Penis Song:
Performed by: Teardrop Exploads
Writen by: Charles Mead
INTRO
E:|------------------------------------------------------|
B:|------------------------------------------------------|
G:|------------------------------------------------------|
D:|------------------------------------------------------|
A:|------------------------------------------------------|
E:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3/8-3/9-3/10-|

The intro is played very fast and is repeated twice, I'm not sure if it's the same in Mead's version. Then play this:

Verse One - Played while singing is happening
Without dist. played on bass
E:|------------------------|
B:|------------------------|
G:|------------------------|
D:|------------------------|
A:|------------------------|
E:|-3-3-1-3-3-3-1-3-3-1-1-3|

Verse Two - Played inbetween each verse
With dist. played on guitar
E:|---------------------------------|
B:|---------------------------------|
G:|---------------------------------|
D:|---------------------------------|
A:|---------------------------------|
E:|-3-3-3-1-1-1-3-3-1-1-3-3-3-1-1-3-|

That's all you need to know apart from the bridge:
  [play once]  [play twice then...]    [play once]
E:|-7h9p7h9b|-9-9-7-9-9-9-7-9-9-7-7-9b|9b9b9b9/14|
B:|---------|-------------------------|----------|

INTRO x 2
VERSE ONE x2
VERSE TWO
VERSE ONE
VERSE TWO
VERSE ONE
VERSE TWO
VERSE ONE
BRIDGE
VERSE TWO
BRIDGE
VERSE ONE x 2
VERSE TWO
INTRO (played as outro) then hit and hold a GPC

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