I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Across the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air
Trouble, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Hey Soph
Yeah mate
Do u reckon you've been everywhere?
Yeah, I do actually
Or yeah, well, have you been to a place called Tullamore?

I've been to Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba
Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah
Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla
Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla
Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla
Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla
I'm a killer

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Across the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air
Trouble, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Ok lessy
You reckon you've been everywhere?
Yeah
Yeah, ok, right 
I bet you've never been to a place called Moree

I've been to Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo
Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo
Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne
Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine
Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella
Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I'm the feller

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Across the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air
Trouble, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Okay Soph 
You think you're pretty good
Yeah mate, I do
But, you know, haha, what about Wollongong?

I've been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby
Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi
Yarra Yarra, Boroondara, Wallangarra, Turramurra
Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra
Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta
Wangaratta, Coolangatta, Parramatta, what's it matter?

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Across the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air
Trouble, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Ok, less, mate I am going to stump you this time
Ah yah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, well, you're not too bad
I know
I bet you have never been to a place called Wollongong

I've been to Ettalong, Wollongong, Woodenbong, Ballarat
Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captain's Flat
Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween
Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen
Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly
Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly, don't be silly

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Across the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air
Trouble, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere