So what's the point of thinking deep 
I bite my nails and I'm losing sleep 
Goes round and round and will never halt 
It's all gone wrong and it's all my fault 
I used the sugar when I needed salt 
Things ain't cooking for me, as you see 
I need a laugh so I take a drink 
Ain't it strange how they start to shrink 
I swig a river and I cry a lake 
It's all gone wrong and it's my mistake 
I wanted tremor but I got earthquake 
Things ain't going my way, not today 
I'm sitting on a one way train 
You say I'm heading for an early grave 
There goes anxiety my favorite station 
And here comes panic and palpitation 
I get frustrated 'cos I need a break 
But when it comes along you know I'll take 
I've never eaten from the hand of fate 
It's all gone wrong but it's not too late 
I needed love but all I got was hate 
Things ain't down to a tee, believe me 
I'm sitting on a one way train 
You say I'm heading for an early grave 
There goes anxiety my favorite station 
And here comes panic and palpitation 
I saw the doctor 'cos I'm feeling stress 
"Hop on the couch" he said, "and get undressed" 
He shook his head and said "the futures bleak" 
It's getting worse and I ain't hit my peak 
I want to shout but I can't even speak 
Things can't get any worse, where's the hearse?