An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly

sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries

you'll laugh all the way with so little to pay

sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys.



The food will choke you, the staff provoke you

the captain doesn't care noooo

the captain doesn't care noooo



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Ahoy! sailings everyday, Ahoy it's the only way

I feel sick I feel sick,

North Sea ferrie's done the trick

Ahoy beat the traffic jam, Ahoy Hull to Roterdam

I feel sick & my cabin's freezin' cold

ooh I booked North Sea Ferries

What a silly boy

you won't be merry on a North Sea Ferry

Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!



Get across the sea & so cheaply

sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries

so book a trip on a North Sea Ferry ship

sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys.



The food will choke you, the staff provoke you...

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