Oh quarter to five we were barely alive

we were hungry,

three weeks we've been together through

wet and rainy weather, we were c, c, c, cold,

oh out on the trek of a hotel to check in that night

but we knew we'de done wrong from the stink

and the pong & the feeling that something

wasn't right...



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We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh

Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell

we were quick to quit the Quentin

A place you shouldn't have went in

we were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh,

it's crap here we could tell,

we were quick to quit the Quentin

a night we should have spent in another Hotel.



That evening we felt bad twas the dinner that

we had, at Hotel Quentin...

at the breakfast we won't show up,

coz we don't want to throw up anymore,

and we knew we'de done wrong from the stink

and the pong & the feeling that something

wasn't right...

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on your honeymoon or on your holiday,

you're gonna need a place to stay

take our advice the Quentin is not nice,

if you see the Hotel Quentin stay away...

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