-"I think I'll ring, Kendra. Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra please?"

-"Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to speak to him?"

-"Ah! I cannot."



I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Ramside Hall - in Durham

So sweet and tender but she did not even see me at all - No

She looked so nice, she smelled so fine

Oh, how I wished that Kendra was mine

5 foot 1 and eyes that were blue

A smile that made me melt

Oh, what could I do?



I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick - Yes

If I came straight to the point it would do the trick - Yes

I asked her if she'd like to go out with me

She said that she was flattered, but I just couldn't see

Why she said...



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Oh! Olga I cannot...

Oh! Olga I cannot...



My boyfriend's sitting on the Sunday

He does not want you to see me

So Olgaaaaa... I cannot.



I was really de-pressed, what could I do? I was blue

I'll ring her up again in a day or two, on Monday

Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky

Howza bout now baby come out with me?

And she said... she said...

[Chorus]



I would if I could, but I don't think I should

I can't, well I can but I shan't - it's not good man

Olga... I cannot... I cannot! I cannot!! I cannot!!!!



I'm sorry that I ever rang

She said "Don't be dafted. Oh! Olga man

I want to see you, don't get me wrong

I'll contact you soon, it won't be long

But at the moment... I cannot."



I called Kendra another fifty times on the phone - Yes

She agreed to meet me, but I should have known - Yes

I wound the window down in the Rolls Royce

I said "Jump in the back!" and then I heard her voice

Start to say...Start to say...

[Chorus]



I'm going to Laurete for my holiday in Spain

And when I get back, I still cannot again!

so Olgaaaaaaa....

[Chorus]



I talked it over with my mum and me dad

But even my sister and the dog think I'm mad!

So Olga.... yes Olga..... I cannot.