We all believed that Neville

was a f f f fine lad

but when we go to know him better

Neville drove us mad.

Neville is a bighead

Neville is a pain

Neville is a pratt without a brain



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What a wally, what a burk

he sticks out like a sore thumb

he's a wally, he's a jerk

nobody can be as dumb



Neville's a hopeless case

he can never pull a bird

Neville's thick and he's got a pig face

Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd

oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is....

Neville is a nerd.

Neville gets on your wick

Neville is a moron

Neville makes you sick

oh  Neville is a Neville is a nerd



Oh Neville's wearing Aramus

and a little touch of Brut,

he thinks he will pick up a chick

in his white trendy suit,

sunglasses in the disco

Nev can't see too clear

he's such a burk, he trips and

spills his beer

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Neville's nice to all the girls

but it's just a bluff

Neville thinks he's Jack the lad

but he's just a trendy puff.

He says he's been to Tenerife

and he knows Simon le Bon,

but it's a codswallop

coz Neville is a con

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