there she stood in finos, hippo with high heels on

they all said that she goes for the slim and skinny ones

like me


i swigged six jugs o'stella, and she didn't look that bad

she said, "you're my kinda fella", but i wish she never had


we don't wanna be there

we don't wanna be anywhere

near unprotected

what infected me?


with camilla

with camilla

what the eck' went on?

where's his underpants gone?

when he woke with camilla


a dirty dame i dated, a bint beyond belief

i was intoxicated, and it cost me 3 weeks grief


a sting so crucifyin', twas not my cup o'tea

i filled a fortnight cryin' locked in the lavatory