Fat Bob does not wash or scrub

HE'S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE

When will Fat Bob use the sink?

WE CAN'T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE!



[Chorus:]

A KILLER PONG ON A GATESHEAD STREET

50 DROP DEADY... BOBBY BOBBY

QUICK QUICK QUICK IT'S FAT BOB'S FEET

THERE'S NOWT MORE DEADLY.



Fat Bob's not cleaned his socks yet

HE'S NOT BEEN TO THE LAUNDERETTE BEFORE

Spray Fat Bob's feet with fungicide

HE'S WIPED OUT TWO THIRDS OF TYNESIDE OR MORE

[Chorus]...

[Guitar Bit]...



Tyne & Wear have got the blues

The end is nigh on the Look North news

Fat Bob's taken off his shooooooes

[Chorus]



It only takes one wiff.