Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
An HGV will come the other way
You'll still be there next Pancake Tuesday
Staring up the ridgeway
Wishing you were home
With your feet up watching TV
Want to arrive in style, go an extra mile
Take the Fryent way instead
Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
Time it wrong 
Catch the mums on the school run
You'll just sit there twiddling your thumbs
Watching Mum getting lairy
At the kids on the backseat
Pumped up on sugary snacks
It's much less stress, lighten your load
Take the Watford Road instead
Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
You'll get boxed in front and behind
They'll be out their cars 
Exchanging hand signs
Air turning blue with a stream of abuse
But everybody's stuck so it's no use
It's much less stress, best clear your head
Best take the tube instead
Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
An HGV will come the other way
You'll still be there next Pancake Tuesday
Staring up the ridgeway 
Wishing you were home
With your feet up watching TV
Clear your head, it's much less stress
Best take the tube instead
Clear your head it's much less stress
Best take the tube instead