Hello?
Hello? Olga? It's Doreen
Do you fancy coming to celebrate
Me 84th birthday?
I'll put me stockings on
Dirty Doreen, what a pong
£2 pungent perfume on, ooee
O.A.P. ins stilettos
A fossil on the pill I chose, for me
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancientÂ…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Aw, Dirty Doreen, am I mad?
She's the oldest hag I've had
It's true!
A senior citizen I saw
A slapper pushing 84, aaoo
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancientÂ…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Doreen, Doreen
Dirty Doreen she prefers 
Shopping at Ann Summers, ooee
False teeth and a vibrator 
Lay beyond the bedroom door for me
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancientÂ…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Doreen - Dirty Doreen...
Hey, Olga, that was lovely