First of all there was Ray

he went with Deidrie yeh Ray

thought that he was the bee's knee

but now he's left her and she's pleased

and just incase you meet

Deidrie down Coronation Street

she's a slag.



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everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag

slag slag slag

Deidrie's a slag

big ugly slag

yeh Deidrie's a slag.



Mike Baldwin came like a flash

he had a Jag U ar and cash

Ken saw them at the flicks that night

neckin on he squeezed her tight

and just in case you meet

Deidrie down Coronation Street

she's a slag...



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Ken was next said I love you

why all the o-ther blokes too

Deidrie said what's it got to do with you

it's up to me what I do

and just in case you meet

Deidrie down Coronation Street

she's a slag...



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