would you work for me?
     I have got to say Hello
     to an old friend
     Ouija board, ouija board
     would you work for me?
     I have got to get through
     to a good friend
     She has now gone
     from this Unhappy Planet
     with all the carnivores
     and the destructors on it
     ouija board, ouija board
     would you help me
     because I still do feel
     so horribly lonely
     would you, ouija board
     would you, ouija board
     would you help me
     because I just can't find
     my place in this world
     she has now gone
     from this Unhappy Planet
     with all the carnivores
     and the destructors on it
     Oh hear my voice ("hear my voice")
     oh hear my voice ("hear my voice")
     The table is rumbling...
     the table is rumbling
     the glass is moving
     "No, I was NOT pushing that time"
     it spells S.T.E.V.E.N.
     the table is rumbling
     the glass is moving
     "no, I was NOT pushing that time":
     P.U.S.H.O. double F