eager to be held
     I know what hands are four
     and I'd like to help myself
     you ask me the time
     but I sense something more
     and I would like to give you
     what I think you are asking for
     you handsome devil
     you handsome devil

     Let me get my hands
     on your mammary glands
     let me get your head
     on the conjugal bed
     I say, I say, I say

     I crack the whip
     and you skip
     but you deserve it

     A boy in the bush
     is worth two in the hand
     I think I can help you get through your exams

     (refrain)

     And when we're in your scholarly room
     who will swallow whom?

     (refrain)

     There's more to life than books, who know
     but not much more