I am the ghost of Troubled Joe 
Hung by his pretty white neck 
Some eighteen months ago 
I travelled to a mystical time zone 
And I missed my bed 
And I soon came home 

They said : 
"There's too much caffeine 
In your bloodstream 
And a lack of real spice 
In your life" 

I said : 
"Leave me alone 
Because I'm alright, dad 
Surprised to still 
Be on my own..."

Oh, but don't mention love 
I'd hate the strain of the pain again 
A rush and a push and the land that
We stand on is ours 
It has been before 
So it shall be again 
And people who are uglier than you and I 
They take what they need, and just leave 

Oh, but don't mention love 
I'd hate the pain of the strain all over again 
A rush and a push and the land that 
We stand on is ours 
It has been before 
So why can't it be now ? 
And people who are weaker than you or I 
They take what they want from life 

Oh, but don't mention love 
No - no, don't mention love !
A rush and a push and the land that 
We stand on is ours 
Your youth may be gone 
But you're still a young man 
So phone me, phone me, phone me 
So phone me, phone me, phone me 

Oh, I think I'm in love 
Oh, I think I'm in love 
Oh, I think I'm in love (think I'm in love)
Urrgh, I think I'm in lerv 
Oh...